Effects

Name Source Effect 1337p4n7Z 1337 7r0uZ0RZ +6 Muscle, -3 Moxie Ancestral Disapproval clan purchase Mysticality +10% for 5/10/15 adventures Antsy in your Pantsy Unknown Unknown And Your Family, Too The Don's Special, from the back room of Uncle P's Familiar -10 lbs Apathy Mr. Mediocrebar Kill the lizardman in the Daily Dungeon All stats -30% for 10 adventures Arse-a'fire arse-a'fire elixir Triples normal Muscle for 5 adventures Astral Shell Astral Shell skill Increases your defense Beaten Up 0 HP, or drinking Dyspepsi-Cola after eating Rock Pops All stats at 50% for 3 adventures (10 adventures for Dyspepsi-Cola) Bloody Hand seal tooth Requirement for blood-faced volleyball Muscle sub-stat -1 Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption skill Decreases damage taken in combat Broken Knees The Don's Special, from the back room of Uncle P's Unknown Butt-Rock Hair can of hair spray Natural Moxie +15% Canadianity white Canadian Adds "eh?" to the end of your lines in chat for 3 turns. Chalky Equality potion of chalky equality Makes Mysticality & Moxie equal to your Muscle for 5 turns Chapped Legs leather chaps -2 Muscle, +4 Moxie Clean-Shaven unknown unknown Cletus's Canticle of Celerity Cletus's Canticle of Celerity skill Increases chance of acting first in combat Increases chance of successful flee from combat Complete Delusion wolf mask +4 Muscle, Moxie -50% Confused herb brownies Mysticality -30% Corroded Weapon The Dungeons of Doom adventure Decreases damage in combat for 5 adventures Dill-Tastic dill potion All stats +15 for 5 adventures Disco State of Mind Disco Aerobics skill +2 Moxie for 5 adventures Draggin' Balls draggin' ball hat -3 Muscle, +6 Moxie Dwarven Hardiness dwarf bread Unknown Elemental Saucesphere Elemental Saucesphere skill Reduced damage from heat, cold, elements Embarrassed patchouli incense stick Natural Moxie -30% for 10 adventures Empathy Empathy Of The Newt skill +5 lbs to familiar (+10 for Turtle Tamers) for 10 adventures Enraged clan purchase Muscle +10% for 5/10/15 adventures Equilibrium equilibrium juice Makes Natural Muscle & Moxie equal to your Mysticality for 5 turns Extreme Muscle Relaxation Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub Natural Muscle +25% Increases chance of acting first in combat Far Out patchouli incense stick Mysticality +1 for 10 adventures Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric skill Increases chance of items dropped by monsters in combat Free Bird Radio Free Pants +20 Mysticality Ghostly Shell Ghostly Shell skill Protection from combat damage Goofball Withdrawl Not using goofballs after becoming addicted to them All natural stats -50% for 100 adventures Gr8tness potion of temporary gr8tness Doubles all stats for 5 adventures Grapefruit Power grapefruit juice of powerful power All stats +50% for 5 adventures Hennaliciousness henna tattoo MP Regeneration for 5 adventures Hernia! mafia aria Natural Muscle -50% for 5 adventures Hoojiwat's Hymn of Healthiness Hoojiwat's Hymn of Healthiness skill Increases max HP Hopped Up on Goofballs goofballs Initially a temporary 20% gain to Muscle & Moxie, then adds permanent stat loss after 6 uses. Izchak's Blessing Dungeon Potions* Natural Moxie +25% for 10 adventures Jabañero Saucesphere Jabañero Saucesphere skill Enemies take damage when they attack Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction skill Increases damage in combat Jalapeño Saucesphere Jalapeño Saucesphere skill Enemies take damage when they attack Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy Knob Goblin love potion permanent Muscle sub-stats -15, Moxie +2 for 5 adventures Knob Goblin Perfume Knob Goblin perfume Allows you to complete The King of Cobb's Knob quest Leash of Linguini Leash of Linguini skill +5 lbs to Familiar for 10 adventures Lemon Enlightenment cosmic lemonade Doubles Mysticality for 5 adventures Light! birthday candle unknown Macho Profundo Using a mafia aria with a support cummerbund equipped Natural Muscle & Moxie +60% for 5 adventures Magical Mojomuscular Melody The Magical Mojomuscular Melody skill Increases max MP for 5 adventures Mariachi Mood Moxie of the Mariachi skill Increases Moxie by 1 for 5 adventures Missing Eyebrows unknown unknown Missing Fingers Knob Goblin firecracker Muscle -3 for 3 adventures Moxious Madrigal The Moxious Madrigal skill Moxie +10 for 5 adventures Ode to Booze The Ode to Booze skill Increases adventures gained from alcohol for 5 adventures Olive Drabness drab potion Muscle and Mysticality stats switch for 5 adventures Orange Appeal orangish aphrodisiac Doubles Moxie for 5 adventures Papowerful! papotion of papower Base Mysticality +100% for 5 adventures Pasta Oneness Manicotti Meditation Mysticality +2 for 5 adventures Patience of the Tortoise Patience of the Tortoise skill Muscle +1 for 5 adventures Poisoned Daily Dungeon, disease-in-a-box adventure, or Whitesnake adventure All stats -25% for 10 adventures Polka of Plenty Polka of Plenty skill Increases amount of meat from monsters in combat Popping Stomach Rock Pops Unknown, but drinking a Dyspepsi-Cola with this effect active causes your stomach to explode and you get Beaten Up. Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith skill Muscle +10 for 5 adventures Psalm of Pointiness The Psalm of Pointiness skill Damages any attacking enemy for 5 adventures Radio Head Radio Free Baseball Cap +20 Moxie Rainy Soul Miasma thin black candle Muscle & Mysticality +10, Moxie -5 for 10 adventures Red Neck mesh cap Muscle +4, Moxie -2 Reptilian Fortitude Reptilian Fortitude skill Increases HP for 5 adventures Saucemastery Sauce Contemplation skill Mysticality +1 for 5 adventures Seal Clubbing Frenzy Seal Clubbing Frenzy skill Muscle +2 for 5 adventures Sharp Weapon Knob Goblin sharpening spray Increases damage in combat for 5 adventures Shiny Happy Weapon Radio Free Foil +20 Muscle Shot in the Arse arse-shooting crossbow All stats +15 for 40(?) adventures Sleeping with the Fishes cement shoes Increases recovery from resting at Campsite Sleepy decorative fountain, Dungeon Potions* Natural Muscle -30% for 1 adventure Spiky Hair super-spikey hair gel Increases damage in combat for 5 adventures Steroid Boost Knob Goblin steroids Muscle +2 for 5 adventures, permanent Moxie sub-stat -15 Stevedave's Shanty Of Superiority Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority skill Increases your combat level for 5 adventures Stange Mental Acuity Dungeon Potions* Mysticality +25% for 10 adventures Strawberry Alarm alarming strawberry juice Mysticality & Muscle equals Moxie for 5 adventures Sticky Hands unknown unknown Strength of Ten Ettins Dungeon Potions* Natural Muscle +25% for 10 adventures Sugar Rush Tasty Fun Good rice candy Angry Farmer candy Rock Pops Muscle & Moxie +1 for 3 adventures (rock pops), 5 adventures (rice candy) or 10 adventures (tasty candy) Sunburned "Sun at noon, tan us" adventure -2 to all stats for 3 adventures Teleportitis The Enormous Greater-Than Sign adventure Randomly teleport to places for 5 adventures Temporary Lycanthropy blood of the Wereseal Alters Muscle depending on the moons' phases Tenacity of the Snapper Tenacity Of The Snapper skill Increases damage in combat for 5 adventures The Smile of Mr. A. Golden Mr. Accessory All stats +15 for 40 adventures The Wrath of Grapes wrath serum Doubles Muscle for 5 adventures Tingly Biceps phonics down Muscle +5 for 3-5 adventures - restores MP and HP Tingly Elbows phonics down Moxie +5 for 3-5 adventures - restores MP and HP Tingly Wrists phonics down Mysticality +5 for 3-5 adventures - restores MP and HP Tomato Smoothness tomato smoothie Switches Mysticality & Moxie for 5 adventures Two Left Feet unknown unknown Uncertain probability potion Randomly increases or decreases Muscle & Moxie for 10 adventures Whitened Teeth clan purchase Moxie +10% for 5/10/15 adventures Wings can of Red Minotaur unknown Wussiness wussiness potion Muscle -3 for 3 adventures * The potions found in the Dungeon of Doom seem to do random effects. These potions include: bubbly potion, cloudy potion, dark potion, drab potion, effervescent potion, fizzy potion, milky potion, murky potion, smoky potion, and swirly potion.