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Other items

There are many other ascension related items that are around the kingdom, they include:

• Hockey Stick of Furious Angry Rage - apparently drops somewhere in Little Canadia.
• Boss Bat Britches - Dropped by the Boss Bat. I hear that the mind control dial has to be set to a specific setting to find it and the others below.
• Boss Bat Bling
• Cape of the Goblin King
• Glass Balls of the Goblin King
• Rib of the Bonerdagon
• Vertebra of the Bonerdagon
   

Path Rewards

If you complete a pathed or a Hardcore ascension, your letter from King Ralph XI will contain a special reward! The known rewards are:

• Retenez L'Herbe Paté - for completing Teetotaller ascension
• Bottle of single-barrel whiskey - apparently a reward for completing Boozetafarian ascension.
• Stainless steel slacks - The reward for completing hardcore ascension as a Disco Bandit.

If you know of any others, will you please e-mail me at wardillb@gmail.com and I will give acknowledgement for the info.
 

Stomach of Steel / Spleen of Steel

Teetotallers: After you have completed the Deep Fat Friars quest, you are awarded with a Stomach of Steel instead of the Liver of Steel. This allows you to eat up to 20 fullness, instead of 15.

Oxygenarians: After you have completed the Deep Fat Friars quest, you are awarded with a Spleen of Steel. This allows you to eat up to 20 stat boosters.
 

Ascension Tattoos

Every time you ascend, you are awarded with a new tattoo from King Ralph XI. You get a roman numeral for each ascension, and I assume that this carried on through all ascensions. Hardcore ascenders get a filled Roman number tattoo.
 

Ascension and Gifts

You may have noticed that a gift shop appeared before ascension. The items in the gift shop increased after the first ascension and after the second. If you know of any more items in further ascensions, please send the details to wardillb@gmail.com and I will acknowledge it.

• Ascension 1:
  - Potted Fern - 200 Meat
  - Happy Birthday, Claude! cake - 200 meat
• Ascension 2:
  - Stuffed Ghuol Whelp - 200 Meat
  - Heart-shaped Balloon - 200 Meat
   

Trophies

There are three new trophies that I am aware of. There is one for each new area. They are listed below with spoilers:

• Big Boss - Beat the Boss Bat, Goblin King, and Bonerdagon with the mind-control setting at 11
• Gadget Inspector - Find (not buy) ten clockwork keys in the course of a single Ascension
• Let My Bugbears Go - Visit the Bugbear Pens in a bugbear outfit and get the A Day in the Life adventure. This is only available after the Mayor Zapruder quests.